Wednesday, January 02, 2008

At first glance, The XXX Church looks like the only congregation that I would ever consider joining. (Ever.) But upon further investigation, this billboard is part of a national anti-porn campaign brought to you by the fine folks at Fireproof Ministries in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Rather than showing me the error of my wicked ways, this ad actually made me want to rip my clothes off and run through the adjacent cornfield screaming the lyrics to "Hell Bent for Leather" at the top of my lungs.

And you just know that the farmer in the house behind this eyesore started slapping the bishop 24/7 just hours after this was installed simply because it planted the fertile seed of porn into his Midwestern mind.

Way to go XXX Church!