Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Jerry Falwell Found Dead in His Office Today

Reverend Falwell, co-founder of The Moral Majority Coalition, was found dead earlier today in his office at Liberty University in Lynchburg, Virginia.

Please take a moment out of your busy Tuesdays to pretend to pray for his soul (despite the fact that this man will clearly be in the service of some satanic Teletubby, and his massive Teletubby tool, for all eternity...)