tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-353526152012-01-21T22:44:48.034ZQueer Artist.Porn Journalist.Bible HumperChristianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comBlogger861100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-89838029622978931602012-01-21T22:20:00.008Z2012-01-21T22:35:40.692Z

by the handsome and talented Natty Soltesz (see above) is out now!

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-88026770731719988432011-12-15T04:43:00.006Z2011-12-16T07:03:05.815Z

Read "Fake Plastic Trees" (my contribution to Big Holiday Packages) in this second anthology of holiday erotica from STARBooks Press featuring "stories by the hottest authors in gay erotica."Makes a great [virtual] jockstrap stuffer!

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-29152455017031520722011-11-14T21:29:00.005Z2011-11-14T21:54:03.079Z

New Technological Art Award Foundation Liedts-Meesen 2012Update_415 September–18 of November 2012 Zebrastraat GentZebrastraat 32/0019000 Gent BelgiumAfter update_1 in 2006, with as curator Jean-Marie Dallet, professor and researcher linked to ÉESI, responsible of the laboratory of the école d'art Figures de l'interactivité, Angoulême-Poitiers, France, followed by update_2 in collaboration with

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-41389326743404912652011-10-31T10:02:00.000Z2011-11-01T02:02:52.262Z

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-44232694021152197472011-08-19T01:08:00.009+01:002011-08-19T01:46:14.250+01:00

Str8 But Curious, a new collection of "straight-ish guy stories," is now available from Amazon and directly from Natty, himself, as a PDF (for a dollar less than the Kindle cover price). [Either way, that's some quality bang for your down-on-your-luck buck!]

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-48633071680685209992011-05-27T05:10:00.005+01:002011-05-27T05:15:23.687+01:00

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-24089069814301782702011-05-24T05:42:00.007+01:002011-05-24T19:30:55.757+01:00

I N S T A L L I N G R A P T U R E .███████████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 44% DONE.Install delayed....please wait.Installation failed. Please try again. 404 error: Rapture not found.EVENT "Rapture" cannot be located. The rapture you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable. Please try again later.[Brilliance: Uncredited.]

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-57386857876415848982011-03-21T03:15:00.004Z2011-03-21T03:25:40.356Z

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Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-22686996420979210022011-02-14T20:13:00.004Z2011-02-15T19:45:55.559Z

is a little devil like this!

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-65225207788698959842011-02-06T20:28:00.004Z2011-02-06T20:33:14.705Z

for different reasons:

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-67178817262812060742011-01-04T16:40:00.003Z2011-01-04T16:46:12.417Z

So, I'm a little late to the party, but this rant against last year is absolutely fucking brilliant!

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-75101750126028858562010-11-26T22:55:00.011Z2010-12-04T20:05:21.102Z

Just in time for Black Friday and Cyber Monday!And I have new work in this second anthology of holiday erotica, edited by Eric Summers, and you can save 5% off of the purchase price of this book (or any other title) by using my personal discount code: 119056884349 when you buy direct from the publisher, STARBooks Press.Makes a great jockstrap stuffer![No-Name Saturday Update: You can now purchase

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-9984754155194285052010-10-19T16:27:00.005+01:002010-10-19T16:39:50.915+01:00

Your new must-see TV might turn out to be Meet Mr. McMann the documentary series about “the quintessential everyman who just happens to be America’s favorite male escort. Follow Mr. McMann and his adventures as he travels from Vegas to New York to Palm Springs, and every nook in between, servicing clients with back rubs, foot massages, and his own private version of TLC.”Rusty McMann has

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-78390999519037515682010-10-13T01:47:00.011+01:002010-10-19T16:52:36.193+01:00

I spotted this flag in the window of a gallery in New York the other day and obviously had to share -- The show itself closes today.

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-32424280196211028782010-07-23T16:14:00.013+01:002010-10-19T16:52:16.842+01:00

by Véronique Savard183cm X 183cm2008[I saw this painting in a gallery the other day and immediately wanted to steal it...]

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-78578529824943070642010-07-12T00:45:00.004+01:002010-07-12T01:04:22.899+01:00

Despite the fact that The Artist Formerly Known as Prince recently declared "The [InterWeb] completely over," U can still listen 2 trax from his upcoming release, 20Ten, on The UK's Daily Mirror page dedicated 2 All Things Purple.

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-6889284447607015052010-07-04T18:09:00.000+01:002010-07-04T23:43:54.655+01:00

Crank it up! Sing along![Photo: The Benediction of St. Ingray, ©opyright ©hristian Wright, 2010]

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-44003005774506265142010-06-17T15:32:00.000+01:002010-06-17T16:59:07.545+01:00

These images of "Touchdown Jesus," from an article written by Jennifer Baker for The Cincinnati Enquirer, show the destruction of a 60+' statue of Jesus that was hit by lightning outside of The Solid Rock Church in Monroe, Ohio, on Monday night.Before:During:After:[[[It's times like these that I think that there just might be a g*d(!)]]]

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-36861093005955887612010-06-04T20:25:00.000+01:002010-06-17T15:31:27.037+01:00

"The Face of War" opens on the top floor of 4 Central Avenue in Albany, New York, tonight (part of the 1st Friday festivities) and you should go because I have two pieces in the show!

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-83637211017367003582010-05-04T22:40:00.000+01:002010-05-04T23:14:55.916+01:00

I just saw Exit Through The Gift Shop in Boston and found out that Mr. Brainwash (who may or may not be the actual subject of the movie) produced the cover artwork for Celebration, Madonna's third volume of greatest hits -- His new show, ICONS Remixed, (re-)opens in NYC on Mother(Fu*ker)'s Day, May 9th.[Image lifted from ArtSchoolVets.com]

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-74226648621435103452010-04-24T17:53:00.000+01:002010-04-24T18:16:54.649+01:00

Natty Soltesz is looking to hire illustrator Michael Kirwan to work on his new novel, Backwoods, via Kickstarter and I'm lending a helping hand by telling you all about it RIGHT HERE.[Sally Struthers might even ask, "Won't you please help to make Natty's porn just a little bit more "pornier"?"]

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-61881284628221686012010-04-04T14:13:00.000+01:002010-04-04T19:02:55.596+01:00

©opyright ©hristian Wright, 2010

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-26781956607822373122010-03-20T18:57:00.000Z2010-05-04T22:39:30.699+01:00

"Make Art Not War" opens tonight @ The Dead Presidents' Lounge @ 8PM with Deep Children providing the soundtrack to your Saturday night.[[I've got two pieces in this show that runs through April 19th.]]

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-70101098275287382712010-02-16T22:00:00.001Z2010-07-23T18:17:41.858+01:00

Starring: Robert Elephanté, Gus Ericson, Cliff Douglas, Jimmy Z, Ross Scott, Cajun Luby, Boyd Somers, Clint TaylorDirected by Sean NorthBearFilms.com70 MinutesSome of the indefinable qualities that make New Orleans such a unique and sexually-charged American city have been captured in this new release from BearFilms.com (which is no small feat, let me tell you!) Big Easy Bears conveys the energy,

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-18962045309487750632010-01-15T19:01:00.000Z2010-01-22T02:59:35.572Z

[Bear Art² was curated by Angry Alan and the above photos are courtesy of Patrick Stephenson.]

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-74475489327099602612009-11-07T04:30:00.000Z2009-11-07T04:58:16.262Z

Bear Art², sponsored by Bear Albany and curated by Alan Charlesworth, opens tonight during Albany's 1st Friday at Cheescake Machismo (340 Hamiliton Street). I've got two paintings in the show, but don't just go for my work, check out the photography of the aforementioned Angry Alan, as well as that of Patrick Stephenson.

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-42098853530900085652009-10-03T02:57:00.000+01:002009-10-03T18:33:23.267+01:00

No, not me -- This guy (see above).[Photo of Bishop "Want Some Candy?" Lahey lifted from The Antigonish Casket(!)]

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-86963624154331993752009-08-02T01:42:00.000+01:002009-12-23T18:09:54.031Z

Look what I discovered out there on The InterWeb! Click here for LaRoux's Bulletproof [and feel free to marvel at my particular brand of pop-cultural genius as you watch and listen to this British electrobrilliance:-]

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-4366044186590746492009-07-02T22:53:00.001+01:002009-07-03T01:53:05.952+01:00

Well, actually, Albany, butt isn't that cowboy lookin' mighty fine?!?

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-26766502881737803882009-06-01T01:55:00.003+01:002009-06-11T06:01:51.338+01:00

The question is, though: Was it more of an eyesore before or after it closed?

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-10910786287390797432009-04-29T16:08:00.001+01:002009-04-29T21:53:33.689+01:00

Spent the weekend in NYC and got to meet both Bob Mould and Richard Morel at blowoff in Brooklyn on Saturday night(!)

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-56570503260944618112009-04-21T05:05:00.001+01:002009-04-23T15:48:38.581+01:00

"Electricity: It's What's For Dinner."[And there are some great shots of Jason Statham's ass in this one!]

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-67136125783944984632009-03-27T13:38:00.000Z2009-03-27T13:42:53.657Z

Off to Montréal for SugarBear Weekend! [I *might* be back on Monday.]

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-12199035638676027712009-03-20T15:46:00.001Z2009-03-20T16:04:57.106Z

Pope Benedict XVI recently told a group of African bishops that: "The traditional teaching of the church [THE church, got that?] has proven to be the only failsafe way to prevent the spread of HIV/AIDS."R U f'n kidding me?!?[Photo above lifted (without permission) from Joseph Alois Ratzinger's high school yearbook.]

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-70702060460984241812009-03-03T06:03:00.000Z2009-03-03T06:15:18.581Z

I’m not sure how or when I discovered the incredible work of Alan Charlesworth, but I’ve been a fan ever since. I checked in on him recently and was thrilled to find a series of stunning photographs and color portraits titled, “Brotherhood of Bears.”Not only are the men hot, but the shots are so beautifully rendered and incredibly intimate that they seem quite “painterly” to me in a lot of ways.

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-33482240536653834582009-02-04T16:33:00.000Z2009-02-13T00:59:36.873Z

Lucky's 13, a book that I reviewed for Chroma, is currently on sale when you order directly from STARbooks Press! Use this link, or my personal discount code (119056884349), for an additional 5% off of your total order (now and anytime in the future)!

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-84544719016699276602008-12-19T04:56:00.000Z2008-12-19T05:24:30.504Z

Check out my new column in Issue #40 of "100% BEEF Magazine" -- Needless to say, I'm thrilled to make this announcement and hope that you will all check out the first FULL-COLOR edition of one of my all-time-favorite publications!

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-66435101229144915982008-12-15T05:52:00.000Z2008-12-15T06:16:36.702Z

Even though you missed by a mile, Muntadhar al-Zaidi, I salute you!

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-68731489373312707292008-12-08T03:19:00.000Z2008-12-08T04:54:54.224Z

Hot on the heels of this article from The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation about the ubiquity of porn in our modern world,comes the announcement that Craig Gross is moving his anti-porn ministrations from The Midwest to Las Vegas.Good luck with that, Father Gross![I particularly enjoyed “johnvegas”’s comment on The Las Vegas Sun page below the article: “I'm going to set up an anti-religion booth

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-28137840493218435042008-11-14T19:23:00.000Z2008-11-14T19:34:38.769Z

Check out my new review of Kendall’s “Making Love to the Radio” here. The CD is available for download (with a free bonus video!) from Woobie Bear Music.The photo above was taken somewhere outside of Pocatello, Idaho. I grabbed it from Kendall's site because there was just something about it that absolutely captivated me, butt I can’t quite put my finger on it…

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-20862001194711708752008-11-10T04:20:00.000Z2008-11-11T03:24:35.717Z

My interview with Robert Rodi at The ING Direct Café in Chicago is live! And you can read it here.Many thanks to Robert, himself, for having coffee with such an appreciative fan. (Is that a phenomenal mustache, or what?)

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-52830770739188401192008-11-06T23:37:00.000Z2008-11-06T23:47:58.365Z

If you’re in the Long Beach area, why not check out this benefit hosted by Mr. Los Angeles Bear 2008, himself?$5 Cover8PM – 12:30AMPistons Bar2020 E. ArtesiaLong Beach, CaliforniaPresented by Bears LA [Photo of Joe by Christopher Leonhardt]

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-9673787139437886362008-11-01T01:46:00.000Z2008-11-01T02:06:38.487Z

Halloween finds me in a heavy-metal mood, so I thought I'd share this lovely duet between Rob Halford (of Judas Priest fame) and Bruce Dickinson (frontman for Iron Maiden), called "The One You Love To Hate" -- [Warning: Let the video fully load before you crank the volume.]

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-5794441251207136812008-10-02T05:43:00.000+01:002008-10-02T05:51:02.574+01:00

I found these by way of Disbeliefnet. This T-shirt (below) is so stylish that I almost want one -- WTF?!?

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-21300850442058830692008-09-13T01:05:00.000+01:002008-09-13T05:09:29.717+01:00

With Brett Favre so much in the news of late, my thoughts naturally turned to the locker room and my fascination with that singularly male article of athletic gear. Unfortunately, I came up empty handed on any images of Favre stripped down to his BIKE, but I did find this: Real Guys Wearing Jocks. The title of this blog pretty much says it all, but it is glorious in its simplicity, providing shot

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-28009896538130143472008-08-14T01:42:00.000+01:002010-06-27T21:33:11.269+01:00

My interview with Clint Taylor at The Phoenix in New Orleans went live today! And you can read it here.Many thanks to Clint, himself, for spending some quality time with such an appreciative fan.

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-39686417769079760212008-07-30T19:20:00.003+01:002010-07-07T21:07:42.230+01:00

Let me count the ways! I had a chance to talk one-on-one with one of my very favorite bear porn stars at The Phoenix on a recent trip to New Orleans. I’ve been slinging ink and electrons about him, both in print and online, for years and your can read some of my reviews here, here, here, and here.What a charming handsome man!More to follow...

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-15773030680409578302008-07-19T01:43:00.003+01:002010-07-23T19:02:28.907+01:00

Check out Jim Sterling over at BearFilms.com to see what this salt-and-pepper stud looks like without his hat on.

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-48550491669448935292008-06-21T06:44:00.000+01:002008-06-21T07:24:08.567+01:00

Those exuberant Dutch disco bears have attacked again with their second single, "Shake That Thing."Watch Robert's furry belly bounce in the new video, grab the digital deliciousness here, and then "get down with that shuffle" in the privacy of your own home.

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-54372744751923530892008-06-08T01:16:00.000+01:002008-06-08T02:05:56.918+01:00

Jeff Koons is one of today’s Salon.com Critics’ Picks. Koons has a retrospective running at The Chicago Museum of Contemporary Art through September 21st (see my photographic evidence above) and several installations on top of The Met in New York. Unfortunately, I was a day early for the opening in Chicago, but Ovation TV was filming on the 30th, so I took advantage of the fact that the security

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-72102586781509629952008-05-15T23:39:00.000+01:002008-11-01T08:11:34.389Z

Continuing with the musical theme, but departing radically from my singular focus on hirsute beefcake, I wanted to share my aural lust for Santogold's eponymous debut.Jesus, I don’t even know where to begin...Suffice it to say that you will likely be hearing a lot about, and from, Santi White this summer as this Brooklyn-based, Philadelphia-born, huge-in-the-UK phenom just might be one of the

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-27014028392284711922008-04-07T04:17:00.000+01:002008-04-07T06:55:53.196+01:00

So, the official title of this track somehow allows it to clear the usual FCC hurdles in order to land on the local metal station, but the chorus once its there sounds a helluva lot like: "Alcohol + Ass."Which is why it caught my attention the other day.Unwittingly, HELLYEAH (the "supergroup" made up of members of Mudvayne, Pantera, and Damageplan) just may have written and recorded one of the

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-39370555689712184332008-03-24T00:57:00.000Z2008-03-24T01:04:54.063Z

Here's another glamour shot from The GAYVN Awards in San Francisco. (Timely, ain't it?)

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-81429859998334768362008-03-15T16:20:00.000Z2008-03-15T16:25:38.646Z

This ain’t no late-breaking news, but this Dutch manband is one of my favorite new discoveries of late. BearForce1 is four (or five, if you count Eddi) bears from the Netherlands (and Italy, if you count Eddi) who manufacture ridiculously catchy Europop. Their latest effort doesn’t seem to have a title, but is referred to alternately as the “BearForce1 Song” and the “BearForce1 Single” and that’s

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-61546853146326555302008-03-04T04:47:00.000Z2008-03-04T05:21:40.133Z

Art Cries Out is accepting entries for an Online Iraq War Memorial.
Entries may consist of: Drawing, Installation, Painting, Photography, Illustration, Graphic Design, Sculpture, Video, and/or other forms of Visual Art.ENTRIES WILL BE JUDGED ON: Social, historic and human content, depth of thought, sensitivity to issues, and artistic merit; not on political persuasion. WINNER: Will receive a

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-90476693056973773632008-02-25T01:07:00.000Z2008-02-26T22:35:49.665Z

I would have posted these sooner, but Northworst Airlines lost my luggage after dropping me back in the middle of the cornfield over seventeen hours late. (Needless to say, I swore like a trucker once I reached the city of my final destination.) Here are some photos from this year’s GAYVN Awards in San Francisco that were lost, temporarily, in transit:With a grateful, charming, and very muscular

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-86818603741445628472008-02-07T00:46:00.000Z2009-11-23T05:28:04.569Z

I guess u could say she [is] a sex fiend/Met her in a hotel lobby..."Where we checked into our swank-ass room.What? You thought she'd be getting off with a glossy magazine? Unfortunately, the 80s have been over for decades and this ain't that kinda hotel, despite its choice location in downtown Schenectady, New York (say it: "Skin-Neck-Titty"). Nikki and I go way back and it's been a while since

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-62001481660089307652008-01-16T03:52:00.000Z2008-01-16T03:58:59.839Z

I had the distinct pleasure of meeting Zak Spears at Folsom Street in 2004 and, in addition to being built like a Mack truck, he was incredibly nice in person. It was hot that day in San Francisco and after I introduced myself, he ran his tongue from my chin up to my earlobe and then kissed my cheek and in a flash I could see him, smell him, touch him, and taste him all at once. I was stunned,

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-9595452646042337202008-01-02T05:23:00.000Z2008-12-08T03:12:02.939Z

At first glance, The XXX Church looks like the only congregation that I would ever consider joining. (Ever.) But upon further investigation, this billboard is part of a national anti-porn campaign brought to you by the fine folks at Fireproof Ministries in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Rather than showing me the error of my wicked ways, this ad actually made me want to rip my clothes off and run

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-90469133842331996912007-12-16T00:49:00.001Z2007-12-20T03:46:47.952Z

And this is the definitive photographic proof! (If you look closely at the sticker in the rear window, it says "This Truck Belongs to Jesus. (Viper ARMED!)) As we descend into the final shopping daze before XXXmas, please take to heart the message scrawled across the back of this righteous ride: "The Real Gold IS in Heaven" and not stacked mile-high at the "Super" Wal-Mart.

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-81131487235059583672007-12-01T21:28:00.001Z2007-12-01T21:34:39.061Z

I’m not sure where, or when, or how I first came across Buster, but I have been a fan of this musclebear for years and wanted to wish him a very happy birthday! (Or “burstday” as Buster, himself, explains here.)To celebrate the day, and to experience the irresistible charm of Buster’s impish smile, check out Buster’s Rubber Romp. And for fans of his thick mustache, hairy chest, and furry ass,

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-13871431448275921622007-11-18T00:27:00.000Z2007-11-30T02:14:55.341Z

The Sex Pistols played the Manchester Evening News Arena tonight and even if there were a chunnel running from The American Midwest to the UK, I still couldn't have made the show. [SUX.] The painting above is an abstraction that I did of one of the most famous punk albums ever released and my homage to all things loud and volatile. "Nevermind..." is eighteen inches squared, acrylic on canvas,

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-26459699386923321162007-11-02T04:10:00.000Z2007-11-05T03:46:43.552Z

If you like your beats hot and fuzzy, then check out Jeb Edwards (the man behind £50 Note). I highly recommend the Kiss the Future Series for its sheer manic brilliance and also checking out Jeb, himself, in more detail at "Feelin' Sorta Kinda".

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-34264720440473484322007-10-15T23:04:00.000+01:002007-11-05T21:33:42.497Z

According to one of his recent LiveJournal postings, Kendall's Making Love To The Radio is slated for release today. The video for Bears is a RIOT and features his friend, Kevin, another beefy Buffalo bear that I met randomly this summer on Church Street in Toronto. (He's the one in the wifebeater and fatigues scratching his goatee in the opening sequence.) For more information about Kendall, and

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-24268762612041908602007-10-02T05:22:00.000+01:002007-10-08T04:13:15.422+01:00

And is a very busy man (as I found out when I read his profile in last month’s issue of ARTnews). He is a cofounder of Art Metropole in Toronto and now heads up Printed Matter in NYC. I liked this image from Triple XXX Rose (performed at the List Visual Arts Center in 2003 as part of the Boston Cyberarts Festival) so much that I stole it from MIT. To see more of AA Bronson’s work, or to check out

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-56564928815972605812007-09-16T04:48:00.002+01:002010-07-23T19:09:18.564+01:00

Check out Brian Redford over at BearFilms.com to see what this bearded stud is wearing underwater.

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-91806264011231252562007-09-04T05:19:00.000+01:002009-01-11T06:16:56.047Z

I needed to take a break from the nearly-unbearable excitement of watching corn grow out here in The Heartland, so I hopped a flight to Toronto recently to remind myself what it feels like to walk the streets of a country not ruled by Bush. I had hoped to catch Douglas Coupland's Penguins at The Monte Clark Gallery, but I never made it. I did, however, run into novelist and Moogist, Jason

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-28455017510487250182007-08-02T04:13:00.001+01:002007-08-04T02:18:21.972+01:00

Look out Portland because the Love Won Out Conference is headed your way on Saturday, August 4th! The tagline for the conference is “Testifying to God’s Grace,” but the event itself is all about how to exorcize the demon of homosexuality from the gay man or woman who is really, truly, deeply straight. (WTF?!?) Not to be overly juvenile about this ridiculous concept, but the Portland festivities

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-56346660845457614302007-07-16T00:15:00.000+01:002007-08-04T04:47:51.686+01:00

No, fagbug is not a new species of insect recently discovered in some dark recess of the Amazonian rainforest, but rather a defaced Volkswagen and subsequent DIY movement designed to raise awareness about the ridiculous nature of homophobia.The story goes a little something like this: Erin Davies, a young lesbian living in Albany, New York, had her VW Bug spray painted with the label “fAg” on her

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-53037024028772806932007-07-05T05:01:00.000+01:002007-11-11T19:38:45.582Z

Starring: Adam, Steve, Cody, Tyler, Bull Dozer, Jon DoneDirected by Major JohnsonServiceman Studios76 MinutesPorn in the U.S.A. is a high-concept new release from Texas-based Serviceman Studios that features Grade-A beefcake fornicating in the foreground of some of the nation’s most phallic buildings. The use of architecture as a unifying theme is a directorial risk that pays off exceptionally

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-34756662790927062152007-06-16T04:14:00.000+01:002007-06-16T05:07:14.524+01:00

And I’m not alone in this. Bush Fatigue is clearly on the rise worldwide. Artist Brad Fisher, profiled in this month’s issue of Out Magazine by Andrew Belonsky, sums up the current state of affairs when he says, “In the past few months the coverage on Anna Nicole and American Idol is more prevalent than what’s really going on: dead bodies in Iraq.” Well put. I’d like to be the dog in Fisher’s

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-28653127831708411782007-06-02T04:05:00.001+01:002007-08-06T01:18:58.383+01:00

Starring: Frank Parker, Scott Morris, Chayse, Damian Knight, Eli Horst, Dakota, Billy Wild, Parker Wells, Devin CockrumDirected by Frank ParkerFactory Video Productions72 MinutesThe first scene opens with some solo joystick practice with Chayse whose concentration is soon blown by a knock at the door. A man marked "Athlete" walks in (Eli Horst) and grabs the reigns and inhales Chayse’s cock,

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-7664246275460204022007-05-22T03:20:00.000+01:002008-06-21T05:56:35.890+01:00

With my super talented homebitch, Neil Thornton, in the French Quarter between panels at the recent Saints & Sinners Literary Festival in New Orleans. Special thanx to the Suspect Thoughts posse (Greg Wharton, Ian Philips, and Jeff Mann) for the shimmering hospitality and hirsute visuals at the closing-night pool party...

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-88804420429933234462007-05-15T21:48:00.000+01:002007-05-15T23:19:51.120+01:00

Reverend Falwell, co-founder of The Moral Majority Coalition, was found dead earlier today in his office at Liberty University in Lynchburg, Virginia.Please take a moment out of your busy Tuesdays to pretend to pray for his soul (despite the fact that this man will clearly be in the service of some satanic Teletubby, and his massive Teletubby tool, for all eternity...)

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-50200928995199922922007-04-16T04:07:00.001+01:002010-07-23T18:03:19.165+01:00

BearFilms.com just quoted my recent review on their site! (Special thanks to Jerry for making this happen:-) Check out all of the hairy eye candy here.

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-39199778959606944572007-04-02T04:05:00.002+01:002010-07-23T17:49:57.798+01:00

Starring: Brian Hanson, Johnny Cage, Paul Carrigan, Vince Sicillano, Jorgan Varg, Martin PetrosDirected by Mark LudwigIron Horse DVD(Approximately) 60 MinutesDo you dream of getting pulled over? Do mirrored sunglasses get you instantaneously hard? Do you crave a man in uniform? Then Wild Cops could be just the thing to scratch that itch. Firemen get it on with the men of the California Highway

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-91934695419579675122007-03-16T02:56:00.005Z2010-07-19T02:40:08.236+01:00

Starring: Jason Branch, Blake Harper, Doug Jefferies, Colby Taylor, Rick Matthews, Mitchell Stevens, Nicholas Clay, Zak TaylorDirected by Jeff RussellMustang Studios81 MinutesUp for Grabs opens with scenes of garage sale signs being posted all over San Francisco, and then cuts to interior shots of the aforementioned garage where sales are made, explicit stories are told about the history of the

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-23013117801187592007-03-02T00:30:00.001Z2010-07-18T21:01:35.488+01:00

The opening reception for this gallery exhibition is on Saturday, March 3rd, from 3-4:30PM in the new Art Building West on the University of Iowa campus."The show features artists who make manifest in their work the very essence of the crosshairs between art and war, life and death. Artworks dismantle "truths" promoted in mass mediated images in order to reveal thought provoking and often

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-25101716534405583962007-02-02T04:27:00.002Z2010-07-19T02:41:46.334+01:00

Starring: Ed Dinakos, Jake Tanner, Wayne MillsDirected by Randy Buck Buckshot63 MinutesIt's the simple pleasures that make life worth living as evidenced by the first scenes in Muscle Ranch! A lonely Ed Dinakos opens his remote Wild West mailbox and receives a letter from Jake Tanner in response to an ad for a ranch hand. So excited, Ed is, to be getting some help around the house that he starts

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-35468085351824976682007-01-16T05:00:00.002Z2010-07-18T20:06:04.703+01:00

Starring: Daniel Istvan, Michael-Raphael, Christopher Rojas, Nolan Scott, Alex Carrington, Jeff Mitchell, Dereck Bishop, Eric EvansDirected by Blade ThompsonStreet Corner Studios/Blade Productions78 MinutesDereck Bishop reminisces to his assembled poker buddies about that fabulous weekend when his wife went “away on a trip” and he had a “plumbing problem” in the opening scene of When the Wife’s

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-52698982084564692722007-01-02T00:14:00.004Z2010-07-18T19:46:44.628+01:00

And this sucker HAS YET TO BLOW.

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-7610213820314098222006-12-16T03:59:00.001Z2010-07-15T00:50:54.862+01:00

Starring: Bill Eld, Jim Hughes, Ray Todd, DonnyDirector UncreditedFalcon Studios55 MinutesApparently, back in the 80s it was still possible to receive a complimentary in-room fuck with your daily allotment of fresh white linen. Even at the shabbiest of roadside establishments. This is exactly what happens at the beginning of Workmen’s Compensation as the camera ushers us into the bathroom of just

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-74495073073780139102006-12-02T00:56:00.005Z2010-07-19T01:42:11.792+01:00

Starring: Will Clark, Alec Powers, Brad King, Thomas Lloyd, Austin Woods, Craig Stevens, Peter Roth, Joshua MichaelsDirected by Bruce CamTitan Media84 MinutesWill Clark and Craig Stevens open this nature lover’s dream as Will immediately buries his face into one of Craig’s pits somewhere in a remote part of the Fern Falls Resort on the Russian River. The two of them dispense with the formalities

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-1163620282618748242006-11-15T19:51:00.008Z2010-07-19T02:38:59.324+01:00

Starring: Tom Vacarro, Rick Hammersmith, Glen McKalaster, Todd Stevens, Mark Everett, Tony Bullit, Cliff Parker, Adam Wilde, Rick Matthews, and Kirk AlanDirected by Brian MillsTitan Media104 MinutesTitan Express opens with a chase scene through the fading sunlight of the South of Market area in San Francisco. Cliff Parker pursues Mark Everett (an employee of the Titan Express Delivery Company)

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-1162410913690674552006-11-01T19:54:00.003Z2010-07-11T20:28:04.640+01:00

Starring: Sergay, Vlad, Gregor Ivanobitch, TakomaDirected by Dmitri XImport/Export Productions42 MinutesThe new capitalism in Russia has dramatically improved both the quantity and the quality of gay porn being produced in Eastern Europe and Moscow Heat is a shining example of this glossy new aesthetic. Not to be confused with the 2004 release starring William Baldwin and Michael York, this

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35352615.post-1159730072305516522006-10-01T20:12:00.002+01:002010-07-11T20:32:59.091+01:00

Starring: Jacques deLovely, Biff, Chyp, Tank McNasty, Art Haus, Taisler, Matt Wyoming, CodyDirected by Professor IfAcademic Productions69 MinutesIt’s almost hard to believe that the original Homo Dorm Slutz was released only two months ago, but Professor If & Co. have been BUSY. True to the successful formula, Academic Productions set up shop in another sleepy college town (North Adams,

Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06526391631585747723noreply@blogger.com